Judge Elihu Smails didn't just build Bushwood — he built a moral framework for a civilization that frankly didn't deserve him. This shirt enshrines The Elihu Accords: seven sacred laws handed down from the most underappreciated legal mind in golf history, complete with the Judge's official pointed finger to let you know exactly where you stand. Whether you're enforcing gambling restrictions, disputing a gimme, or reminding someone they're not Bushwood material, these laws have you covered. Wear it proudly — because some of us still believe in standards, decorum, and the occasional Fresca!
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
