“The D.O.G. (Dirty Old Golfer) Scratch Lover” Trademark Towel

On the course? He’s working on lowering his handicap.
Off the course? Let’s just say… confidence isn’t the problem.

Introducing “Scratch Lover” — the latest from the legendary Dirty Old Golfer collection.

Featuring The D.O.G. with an attractive woman golfer on his hip and delivering the classic line:

“Honey, the only handicap I have is on the golf course.”

It’s cheeky. It’s bold. And it’s guaranteed to get a reaction at the tee box.

This towel isn’t just about cleaning clubs — it’s about bringing personality to your bag and reminding your foursome that golf is supposed to be fun.

Product features
- 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick drying
- Highly absorbent — handles sweat, rain, and bunker dampness
- Compact one-size 16" x 24" fits golf bags and travel gear
- Gold grommet with metal ring for secure attachment to bags or carts
- Single-side print with bold, high-contrast design