Meet Grouchy Bunker—Golf Noir’s Mad Hacker. He's the undisputed king of snapped clubs, muttered curses, and full-blown emotional meltdowns. He doesn’t just miss shots… he curses them. Loudly. Repeatedly.
This cap is for golfers who argue with putts, glare at bunkers like they’re personal enemies, and swear they never even liked the game. Grouchy isn’t just grumpy—he’s furious that this stupid, beautiful game ever found him in the first place. Wear his cap as a warning, a confession, or a coping mechanism.
