Every golfer knows the feeling: one swing and suddenly your ball is in the parking lot, your group is backing away slowly, and you're frantically googling your symptoms like it's a medical emergency. Because it is. This shirt features the official diagnosis screen — symptoms, causes, and the grim reality that there is, in fact, no known cure. Wear it as a warning label to your foursome, or as a tribute to that one hole that broke you. Side effects may include muttered profanity, broken clubs, and a sudden interest in underwater basket weaving. Wear it self-deprecatingly, or get it for that friend who suffers.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, breathable, pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
