{"product_id":"your-wife-play-too-golf-towel-golffiti-trademark-towel","title":"Your Wife Play Too? Golf Towel — Tee Box Trash Talk Trademark Towel","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eIt starts friendly.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"161\"\u003eIt never ends that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"393\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\"\u003e“Your Wife Play Too?”\u003c\/strong\u003e is a classic misdirection — the kind that lands softly, then ruins someone’s backswing for the next four holes. It’s not loud. It’s not aggressive. It just sits there… doing damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"571\"\u003ePrinted clean and confident in bold white type, this one doesn’t explain itself. Golfers know exactly what just happened. Non-golfers laugh when they see the reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eSay less. Let the towel handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent—efficiently soaks up water from clubs, balls, and hands\u003cbr\u003e- Compact one-size design: 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for secure clipping to golf bags or carts\u003cbr\u003e- Single-side print with bold typographic design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":48175732588801,"sku":"16586447920680552013","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/5346497882876238415_2048.jpg?v=1772415817","url":"https:\/\/golfnoir.shop\/products\/your-wife-play-too-golf-towel-golffiti-trademark-towel","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}