{"product_id":"fore-right-golf-towel-golffiti-trademark-towel","title":"'FORE RIGHT!' Golf Towel - Tee Box Trash Talk Trademark Towel","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eYou don’t say it to be helpful.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"272\"\u003eYou say it because you already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"475\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"327\"\u003e“Fore Right!”\u003c\/strong\u003e is the universal tee box translation for \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"387\"\u003eBig Miss\u003c\/em\u003e. Short. Savage. Accurate. This sweatshirt delivers the joke before the ball even lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"667\"\u003ePrinted in bold white type on black, this piece keeps it simple and confident — no cartoons, no explanations. Golfers get it instantly. Everyone else figures it out when the laughter starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"827\"\u003ePerfect for letting your opponent know you’ve seen this movie before...  And so have they.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eIf you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eIf you don’t… \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eFore Right!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber blend\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent — quickly soaks up moisture and dirt\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for secure attachment to bag or cart\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided print with bold vertical lettering\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":48175721578753,"sku":"15295997757253428447","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/9528973725831443702_2048.jpg?v=1772415216","url":"https:\/\/golfnoir.shop\/products\/fore-right-golf-towel-golffiti-trademark-towel","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}