{"title":"Trademark Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"836\" data-start=\"796\"\u003e Mulligans \u0026amp; Martinis Trademark Towel Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e– \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebringing bad rounds and great jokes together on the same bag. Built for golfers who love inside jokes, questionable decisions, and elite banter, and friendly trash talk, these statement towels play just as well whether you’re a muni legend or a country club comedian. Perfect for the course, the range, or as a hilarious gift for the golfer that has everything—because even if your scorecard is tragic, your sense of humor doesn’t have to be. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"duff-argyle-towel-the-only-thing-stiffer-than-my-shaft-is-my-martini","title":"Duff Argyle Towel - The Only Thing Stiffer Than My Shaft is My Martini","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar Booze\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDUFF ARGYLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Only Thing Stiffer Than My Shaft is My Martini\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eDUFF ARGYLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from an 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile usage for golf, camping, beach, and more\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to quickly soak up moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for easy transport\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361510347009,"sku":"27583564415085870827","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/885588025342489072_2048.jpg?v=1748873708"},{"product_id":"long-john-driver-towel-ladies-love-the-long-ball","title":"Long John Driver Towel - Ladies Love The Long Ball","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar Booze \u003cstrong\u003eLONG JOHN DRIVER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Ladies Love The Long Ball\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eLONG JOHN DRIVER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester and 20% polyamide blend microfiber for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional: Perfect for beach, gym, camping, and more\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent, ensuring effective liquid retention\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for convenient storage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361513623809,"sku":"26385292041563870320","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/14364901095936820354_2048.jpg?v=1748874102"},{"product_id":"marilyn-mulligan-golf-towel-you-had-me-at-ob","title":"Marilyn Mulligan Golf Towel - You Had Me at OB","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eMARILYN MULLIGAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You Had Me at OB\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eMARILYN MULLIGAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile use – perfect for golf, beach, camping, and more\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent material for quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size: 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm) for easy transport\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361517719809,"sku":"26970735781532517777","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/15498483878656822095_2048.jpg?v=1748874573"},{"product_id":"shagger-vance-golf-towel-fairway-casanova","title":"Shagger Vance Golf Towel - Fairway Casanova","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eTHE LEGENDARY SHAGGER VANCE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Fairway Casanova\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eSHAGGER VANCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a durable blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, ensuring long-lasting use.\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile design suitable for golf, camping, gym, or beach outings, making it an essential everyday item.\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent, quickly drying off moisture for convenience during your activities.\u003cbr\u003e- One generous size of 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm) for maximum coverage and utility.\u003cbr\u003e- Features a stylish gold grommet and ring for easy attachment and storage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361522962689,"sku":"31069262484171553819","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/4036313896506313880_2048.jpg?v=1748875063"},{"product_id":"booze-cart-betty-golf-towel-nobodys-alice","title":"BOOZE CART BETTY Golf Towel - THE 19TH HOLE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBOOZE CART BETTY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Nobody's Alice\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eBOOZE CART BETTY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt; line-height: 21.466665px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003ePOSTER DESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional use; great for golf, beach, gym, or travel\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to keep you dry while playing\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16\" × 24\" for easy handling\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361539477761,"sku":"32714984667042503426","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/17617348352934034839_2048.jpg?v=1752459191"},{"product_id":"tipsy-swilmore-golf-towel-aiming-fluid","title":"Tipsy Swilmore Golf Towel - Aiming Fluid","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eTIPSY SWILMORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Aiming Fluid\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eTIPSY SWILMORE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional use for various outdoor activities\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent for effective moisture control\u003cbr\u003e- Convenient size of 16'' × 24'' for easy handling\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for hanging ease\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361544687873,"sku":"17661730277826191920","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/16197674238333793674_2048.jpg?v=1748877374"},{"product_id":"vincent-slice-towel-fairway-to-hell","title":"Vincent Slice Towel - Fairway to Hell","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eVINCENT SLICE \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Fairway to Hell\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eVINCENT SLICE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a durable 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for enhanced strength.\u003cbr\u003e- Perfect for a variety of activities like golfing, beach outings, and gym visits.\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent fabric that quickly dries hands and equipment.\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' makes it easy to carry in your golf bag.\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361790775553,"sku":"15211303660390866812","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/7822682152483707898_2048.jpg?v=1748886570"},{"product_id":"shank-williams-jr-towel-take-this-club-and-shove-it","title":"SHANK WILLIAMS JR. Towel - Take This Club and Shove It!","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eSHANK WILLIAMS JR.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Take This Club and Shove It\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eSHANK WILLIAMS JR.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester and polyamide blend for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile for various activities like camping and traveling\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to keep you dry\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for easy carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Includes gold grommet and ring for attachment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361794576641,"sku":"21167826415478452742","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/7722641546555877966_2048.jpg?v=1752486871"},{"product_id":"harrison-fore-golf-towel-finders-of-the-lost-ball","title":"HARRISON FORE Golf Towel - Finders of The Lost Ball","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHARRISON FORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Finders of The Lost Ball\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eHARRISON FORE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for durability and strength\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional for various activities like traveling, camping, and gym workouts\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to effectively handle moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for easy portability\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging and storage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361808208129,"sku":"86922857319966466056","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/6144554626615671811_2048.jpg?v=1752978605"},{"product_id":"humphrey-bogey-golf-towel-no-risk-no-reward","title":"Humphrey Bogey Golf Towel - No Risk No Reward","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHUMPHREY BOGEY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No Risk No Reward\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eHUMPHREY BOGEY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for durability and strength\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional: Perfect for gym, beach, camping, or traveling\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent material to keep you dry\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' makes it easy to carry\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361834455297,"sku":"17022968679857736401","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/3980483366643013585_2048.jpg?v=1748888362"},{"product_id":"jack-st-nicholas-golf-towel-mistletoe-mulligans","title":"Jack St. Nicholas Golf Towel - Mistletoe \u0026 Mulligans","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJACK ST. NICHOLAS \u003c\/strong\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Mistletoe \u0026amp; Mulligans\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eJACK ST. NICHOLAS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a durable 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber.\u003cbr\u003e- Ideal for multifunctional use including traveling, camping, and swimming.\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent material ensures effective moisture management.\u003cbr\u003e- Convenient size of 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm) for easy portability.\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for quick attachment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361861914881,"sku":"30810073431313574574","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/4386113514508153721_2048.jpg?v=1748888687"},{"product_id":"grouchy-bunker-golf-towels-swim-lessons","title":"Grouchy Bunker Golf Towels - Swim Lessons","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGROUCHY BUNKER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Swim Lessons\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGROUCHY BUNKER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile for various activities like camping, swimming, and gym\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent, ideal for wiping up moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size: 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Features a stylish gold grommet and ring for easy attachment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361894355201,"sku":"25496271615859834408","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/4553607053241028985_2048.jpg?v=1748889048"},{"product_id":"nice-putt-alice-golf-towel","title":"Nice Putt Alice Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eGREGORY GIMMI\u003c\/strong\u003eE\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Nice Putt Alice\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGREGORY GIMMIE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a durable 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for long-lasting use.\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile design suitable for gym, beach, camping, and other outdoor activities.\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent material ensures quick drying and effective moisture control.\u003cbr\u003e- Convenient gold grommet and ring for easy hanging and access.\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' is perfect for carrying on the go.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46362697400577,"sku":"10327032136473701707","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/7692203824862262636_2048.jpg?v=1748922783"},{"product_id":"the-foot-wedge-golf-towel","title":"The Foot Wedge Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHILI-DIP CHIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Foot Wedge\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eCHILI-DIP CHIP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for strength and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ideal for various activities: travel, camping, swimming, and more\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to keep you dry\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size: 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Features a stylish gold grommet and ring for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46362712441089,"sku":"13389260921160098533","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/13039391606591656212_2048.jpg?v=1748923443"},{"product_id":"the-golffather-golf-towel","title":"Harlan Sand-O - The Golffather Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHARLAN SAND-O\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Golffather\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eHARLAN SAND-O\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester and polyamide blend for strength and longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile for various activities like golfing, camping, and beach trips\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent material keeps you dry and comfortable\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16\" × 24\" for easy handling\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for convenient attachment to bags or carts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46368624345345,"sku":"32925332550380556087","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/5832808820694363221_2048.jpg?v=1752750709"},{"product_id":"the-foot-wedge-towel-chili-dip-chip","title":"The Foot Wedge Towel - Chili-Dip Chip","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eMulligans \u0026amp; Martinis megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHILI-DIP CHIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Foot Wedge\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eCHILI-DIP CHIP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for strength and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional for various activities like camping, boating, and gym\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent, effectively soaking up moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16\" × 24\" for easy carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for secure attachment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46368735068417,"sku":"20486606532748333721","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/11151317222351978773_2048.jpg?v=1749131181"},{"product_id":"gregory-gimmie-golf-towel-the-worst-putter-in-golf","title":"GREGORY GIMMIE Golf Towel - The Worst Putter In Golf","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGREGORY GIMMIE \u003c\/strong\u003eis\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cem\u003eThe Worst Putter in Golf\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGREGORY GIMMIE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46535001866497,"sku":"33464604184105053340","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/16300844006475965482_2048.jpg?v=1752840346"},{"product_id":"the-wedge-is-not-enough-golf-towel-starring-jameson-pond","title":"THE WEDGE IS NOT ENOUGH Golf Towel - Starring JAMESON POND","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eJAMESON POND\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\"The Wedge is Not Enough\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eJAMESON POND\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46540670271745,"sku":"46665888901381501691","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/17185066975464040219_2048.jpg?v=1753041084"},{"product_id":"clint-bushwood-golf-towel-the-texas-wedge","title":"CLINT BUSHWOOD Golf Towel - THE TEXAS WEDGE","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eCLINT BUSHWOOD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\"The Texas Wedge\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eCLINT BUSHWOOD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46542298972417,"sku":"30676246867797132729","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/12872624402499540833_2048.jpg?v=1753100723"},{"product_id":"the-good-the-bad-the-unplayable-golf-towel-starring-clint-bushwood","title":"THE GOOD, THE BAD, \u0026 THE UNPLAYABLE Golf Towel - Starring CLINT BUSHWOOD","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar \u003cstrong\u003eCLINT BUSHWOOD \u003c\/strong\u003estars in\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Good, The Bad, \u0026amp; The Unplayable\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMARILYN MULLIGAN\u003c\/strong\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46570274717953,"sku":"42504669737466029860","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/193239992610769069_2048.jpg?v=1753878193"},{"product_id":"sip-swing-swear-repeat-golf-towel-swing-lube-society-trademark-towel","title":"SIP, SWING, SWEAR, REPEAT Golf Towel - Swing Lube Society Trademark Towel","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eSome rounds are masterpieces...\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSome rounds are… learning experiences.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\" data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"860\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eEither way, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"473\"\u003eSip, Swing, Swear, Repeat.\u003c\/strong\u003e towel is the official banner for the beautifully chaotic golf lifestyle. 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This 16\" x 24\" quick-dry microfiber towel isn’t just for cleaning clubs — it’s for wiping sweat, spilled cocktails, and the emotional damage of a triple bogey you’ll definitely blame on the greens, or that playing partner who just won't shut up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\" data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eBold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of irreverence this\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSwing Lube Society Design\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003estaple is made for golfers who hydrate, swing freely, talk trash, and laugh through the damage. Because if you’re going to play bad golf, you might as well look like you planned it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-right: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\" data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eSip. Swing. Swear. 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It just sits there… doing damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"571\"\u003ePrinted clean and confident in bold white type, this one doesn’t explain itself. Golfers know exactly what just happened. Non-golfers laugh when they see the reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eSay less. Let the towel handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent—efficiently soaks up water from clubs, balls, and hands\u003cbr\u003e- Compact one-size design: 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for secure clipping to golf bags or carts\u003cbr\u003e- Single-side print with bold typographic design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":48175732588801,"sku":"16586447920680552013","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/5346497882876238415_2048.jpg?v=1772415817"},{"product_id":"its-a-golf-day-trademark-towel","title":"\"It's a Golf Day\" Trademark Towel","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"276\"\u003eBright smiles, good vibes, and just enough attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"578\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"282\" data-end=\"305\"\u003eIt’s A Golf Day\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e towel\u003c\/span\u003e puts a golf-flavored twist on the iconic \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"364\"\u003eHave a Nice Day\u003c\/em\u003e energy, pairing classic smiley graphics with cheeky, sassy, and downright fun golf taglines. Simple, bold, and instantly recognizable, it’s made for golfers who know the round won’t be perfect—but the mood can be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\" data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eOn the course, at the range, or anywhere golf lives rent-free in your head. 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